It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

Never take candy from strangers.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.