Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
Never take candy from strangers.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.