Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.
Rita RudnerMen are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Rita RudnerMen who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
Rita Rudner