Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.