Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.