Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.