Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.