Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?

I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.