Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.