The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
Rita RudnerThe logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.
Rita RudnerMen hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
Rita RudnerI want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
Rita Rudner