You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.