Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.