Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.