Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.