Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.