Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.