Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"