Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.