Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.