Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?