Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?

No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.