Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw

Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.

The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win.

In ascending order the qualities of Patriotism are: 1. To work, fight, or die for your own survival. 2. To work, fight, or die for your immediate family. 3. To work, fight, or die for a group, extended family, tribe, or clan. 4. To work, fight, or die for a group too large for all the individuals to know each other. 5. To work, fight, or die for a way of life.

It's a long story. Want a refill?" "No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?" "Right here." "Well, push it." "Me? You offered to cook." "Ben Caxton, I will lie here and starve before I will get up to push a button six inches from your finger" "As you wish." He pressed the button. "But don't forget who cooked dinner.

Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business.