I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

What is the disease which manifests itself in an inability to leave a party--any party at all--until it is all over and the lightsare being put out?... I suppose that part of this mania for staying is due to a fear that, if I go, something good will happen and I'll miss it. Somebody might do card tricks, or shoot somebody else.

The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the heck out of here!' today she says: 'Let's get the heck out of here! I've got claustrophobia.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.