It was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

My first big mistake was made when, in a moment of weakness, I consented to learn the game; for a man who can frankly say "I do not play bridge" is allowed to go over in the corner and run the pianola by himself, while the poor neophyte, no matter how much he may protest that he isn't "at all a good player, in fact I'm perfectly rotten," is never believed, but dragged into a game where it is discovered, too late, that he spoke the truth.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books