It was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.