Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments change. The American home is in danger of taking on the appearance of an Oriental bordello.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.