There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when he is confronted with a brusk demand for an order he can't think of anything else to say, whether he wants it or not.

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.