So often our greatest triumph is a willing surrender.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone.

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?