I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.