I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.