I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.