For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.