Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.