The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?