Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.