If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.