If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.