If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.