Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.