Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.