I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world