I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.