Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?