I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.