When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.