When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.