I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
To exercise is human; not to is divine.
Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!