When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.