If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.