Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'