Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.