In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.