I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.