Individuality' is the key to success.
The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.