I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.