Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.