To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.