Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.