The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.