Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.