The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
To exercise is human; not to is divine.
We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.