All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.