All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.