All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.