To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.