To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.