It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Robert OrbenSociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
Robert OrbenRemember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben