I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

Individuality' is the key to success.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.