I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.