If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.