If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.