It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.