It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'