It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.