Individuality' is the key to success.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.