The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.