The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.