They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.