They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!