More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.