More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change."

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.