These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.