These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.