Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.