What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.
THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.