Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.