Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.