Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.