The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.
I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.