When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Individuality' is the key to success.
I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.