I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Individuality' is the key to success.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.