Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

Did you ever get to wondering if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.