Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.