Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.