Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

I don't see why religion and science can't cooperate. What's wrong with using a computer to count our blessings?

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.