Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!

Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?