To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.