Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.