Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.