Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is a device created by grammar schools to communicate family secrets to 32 other families before 9:15 am in the morning.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Faith, indeed, has up to the present not been able to move real mountains.... But it can put mountains where there are none. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.