Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Individuality' is the key to success.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.