Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.