A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.