Individuality' is the key to success.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.