Individuality' is the key to success.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.