Individuality' is the key to success.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.