Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.