To exercise is human; not to is divine.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.

All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.