To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

To exercise is human; not to is divine.

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth.